But, but, but, but... big gub’mint is the one supposed to fail. Business is perfect and infallible, right?

Didn’t watch, simply because of “Roll Coal”

Thank you for being nicer about this than I would have been. This old “It’s a truck motor hurr durr” nonsense needs to die already.

He said he doesn’t want to be bored:

No it’s not. It’s a dumb FWD ricer car for JDM bros.

HOORAY! NERD STUFF! Jalopnik needs more nerd stuff. Just FYI David, ACAC and LCAC aren’t explained, I have no idea what those acronyms mean, Air Cooled Air Charge? Liquid Cooled Air Charge?

Get up from your desk, every hour, and do a little exercise routine.

Thanks for being that asshole friend we all need. You’re not the, “Help me hide this dead body” friend. You’re the “Leave that crazy bitch alone because she’s going to get somebody killed” friend which is much better.

I actually second the bike vote... but recommend a nice comfortable cruiser or mountain bike setup instead of a road bike, and then some sort of sporty wagon to put it on top of. Road bikes and big dudes aren’t always a winning combo - take it from a self-confessed big dude. Think “stout and well-built”, not “look how…

Well this is not what I expected.

Dear Pilotman, one could say that you are cruel, but you are not.

So if we now have pasteurized F16s, will we also get janky UHT F16s?

Cadillac Caribou

Monster Gremlin

The car smells nice

Um - I watch that with the volume down and it ain’t my vocabulary that expands.

Yeah, their dyno is reading way high. Maybe they forgot to apply an atmospheric correction factor? Either way, there’s no way GM and Ford are undertaking these cars by that much. BMW? Maybe. American manufacturers are generally spot on with their claimed numbers.

Alfas are weird. You want to make up excuses to like them.

I’d still buy it over its German competitors, manual be damned.