Pilotman
PilotMan
Pilotman

I miss my old Chevy pickup. Same color scheme as this pic, sans the rack behind the back window. I really liked the triple layer effect of this two tone layout!

I don’t like fake vents mostly because it’s so damn lazy on the part of the designers. Sure, it’s my opinion that they’re ugly, but it’s the fact that they serve no function that really bothers me. It’s like wearing fake glasses just to make yourself look more interesting. The word poser comes to mind.

That is not a vehicle anymore. It is simply used up. What you have is a template, a 3D instruction manual of roughly how it was built, and what will go wrong over the course of a century, but it is not meant to move under its own power.

Or just build the XF-5U.

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meh. Pogo does it much better with Disney properties:

I do. Though I prefer tracks with turny bits, there is a definite market for these things.

2011 Saab 9-4X. I’ve seen a few of them, and each time I scream to whoever is standing nearest, “YOU’RE LESS LIKELY TO SEE ONE OF THESE THAN AN AVENTADOR!” They’re usually not as impressed as I am.

This is exactly what 15 year old me was trying to build while making $100 a week. You do us proud yet again, Torch!

Guess they’ll cancel Russian hookers pissing gold flakes on the Tabernacle Choir.

If you’re going to steal from banks or insurance companies, anything less than 8 figures is exceptionally frowned upon.

Did no one else notice the measure of “Total Mass Reduction” moving towards the negative, meaning that this car is actually GAINING weight?

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Here is my entry. This is at the top of the budge, but it’s mint, they’re as common as they can get due to the time that these were made, in addition to the fact that they were sold across four brands. I bring you one Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera.

Back in 1999 we didn’t think crossovers could get any weirder than the Isuzu VehiCross. Boy were we wrong. If you want an idea of how messed up car styling has become, I’ve had more than one person mistake my 2001 VX as new. And most people would not be able to date it to 2001.

sucks how I feel like all these things are fake at first