Yeah. My parents have a similar story. My dad asked my mom out after meeting her through his brother, told her he was going to marry her on their second date. My mother was not cool with this, and didn't want to see him again, but he just kept calling to see her and eventually she kept going out with him and they got…

Wait - is it 1999, again?

God, Mel sounds like a villain in a horror film. How did he become this person!?

My name turns out as Lima Alfa Romeo. Not as porn-starry as some others on here.

It really freaks me out every time I see Spain's David Villa because he looks so much like this guy I fooled around with regularly in high school. Weirdness.

When I host, I usually ask the guests which wine they would like to drink. And I never ever take wine back with me, and I am a poor grad student.

@Little_Mi: That's really cute!

@carriout: Haha. That is going into my repertoire of ass euphemisms.

I blew my boy in the men's bathroom in a beautiful old building of my university yesterday, after hours, of course.

Wow, this one, definitely looks like it belongs in the business casual section of Lands' End or something.

Ok, what is with the front seams, like in 2 and 3? I saw some Balenciaga dresses from last year that also had them and they looked HIDEOUS! And they still look hideous!.

@MagsCO: Everybody was Mrs Duggar in the 1990s.

Germany is still my boyfriend. They are very good winners, and are respectful in defeat, too. And tall. And hot.

@Varlotte: And what about the major insult to Hook when the little girl says, 'You need a mommy!' ?

@Federov: Great comment. Hearted.

@MySandwich: Oh yeah. I get this if I am in any position where my legs are up in the air. Kinda funny, kinda awkward.

The Diana Gabaldon series, anyone? Pretty well-written, seemingly well-researched, a kick-ass female hero, and hot sex. Oh, did I mention time-travel?

@Bejeweled is changing her name!: Oh, and I should add that in those times where I should be quiet, I actually can't make myself not make noises :)

I've never faked an orgasm (haha, I typed 'organism' first!), but I do make deliberate noises, because it does just seem weird when I'm completely silent, or just breathing heavily for several minutes on end. Also, making noises isn't necessarily to 'manipulate' but to increase the pleasure for a partner - the same as…

I'm glad that the responded so respectfully and address the concerns appropriately.