@Bejeweled is changing her name!: Wow. She's clearly very intelligent, so how is she such an ignorant idiot?

Who exactly is this woman, and how is she a professor, let alone a contributor to the NYT??

Hey! I posted this in Tips!! :)

@Bejeweled is changing her name!: That said, my current FWB must be the only guy in Ireland not to be into any sport AT ALL. It's weird. I've begged him to watch some WC matches with me and he won't.

I was at a pub in Dublin the other day watching Argentina vs Mexico with 2 female friends of mine (none of us Irish). About halfway through the match, a fat old man at the next table leaned over and slurred at us, 'This is football! This is football!' while waving his hands in front of the TV screen, as if we weren't…

I know that this is a joke, but it really bugs the crap out of me how the English repeatedly react to their football losses. After the match against Germany, immediately the commentators started blaming Capello, the players, Rooney, the referees, the football system in England, the Premier League's dependence on…

Well, as long as he's also for cutting 'into the shaft of the [penis] and remov[ing] a section, without, he hopes, damaging the nerve' if they are also 'too big'.

Wow. I don't think I like this woman very much at all, but I love her dress. It's one of those lovely pieces that women of any age could totally rock.

@bellzar08: Wow. I could have written exactly this about myself. Thanks. :)

I think many commenters on here are misunderstanding what I see as the main point here: women are not 'supposed' to be funny.

In an alley. (Yep. I'm that girl.)

I don't think he's sad. I think he just an automaton.

@MsLongstocking: I like it because he likes it. Whatever. They're no more gross than all the other anatomical parts involved in sex!

Heh. Yeah. Okay, Republicans. The next time we replace political elections with beauty pageants, you win!

@Pandorasvoicebox: I dunno... I kind of feel like Ann Coulter deserved to be consumed in every way - by ravenous hyenas, Hannibal Lector, and disgusting, pervy, Republicans. Good riddance to her.

@blackbirdfly: I'm very pale and I use Kiehl's tinted moisturiser in 'light'. The less expensive brands just don't have the right colouring. I have also used Clinique in the past. I also recommend mixing a too-dark colour tint with regular moisturiser.

@kaiwhakamarie: Yes! The MSG makes me super-bloaty and farty! Also, I love Doritos, but I do not love tasting the fake flavours in my mouth for the next 12 hours.

Two (unrelated) observations:

Sorry for the seriousness of this but,

@quesavoysavoy, maudlin and merit badge: I love this song. It's the best summer song. Reminds me of grass, sunshine, beaches... aaaah :)