Ri Ri finally figured out how to be half naked and well dressed at the same time.

I'm surprised more people aren't totally disgusted by this. I already hated the "omg I have to buy shit" mentality of Black Friday, and now that it's preventing a ton of my loved ones from even being able to see their families or take a day off I fucking hate it.

Am I the only person wondering WHO all the people were supporting this site?! I mean, I'm appalled at the gall of this guy, but what about the people that were supporting and going to this site?! I know there is no way to track them, but there is a seriously low level of people out there if they think this is okay,…

This woman's husband sounds like an asshole.

"My husband Charles, an attorney, was angry about how revenge porn had disrupted our household.

While I enjoy an orgasm as much as the next girl, sometimes I don't have time for that shit. Look, I have kids. I'm busy. If I don't take the next 10 minutes to tumble around while they're outside yelling at each while shoveling the walks, I won't get another free moment for the next month.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

Important questions that I need opinions on:

I have a rather large ass to wipe.

Long real OR fake—I think they're ridiculous. I don't understand how you can get anything done with uber long nails.

I have the piano to play, letters to open, sandwiches to wrap, doorknobs to turn.

It would be really amazing if, just once, a woman or person of color could tell a story about the way sexism or racism has affected them without multiple men or white people lining up to tell them that they just too stupid to realize that the sexism or racism they faced didn't actually count, because that, like,…

Awful farts are definitely not exclusively vegetarian, man. I fart more than anyone I have ever met, and I'd sooner cut off my arm than eat vegetables.

How Did Jennifer Hudson get a star on the walk of fame? Was no one else available?

Indeed, especially at work...not falling into the childish miasma of "u stink, ur retaaaarted, lol", but rather participating in those conversations, tactfully steering the lazy "burn the witch" sentiment towards the idea or action, rather than the person

They DID effectively communicate with women and minorities. That's why we won't vote for them.

Not only am I an agnostic lover of the Christmas, I convinced my Jewish husband that celebrating Christmas right alongside Hanukkah is a-ok. The more holidays the better! He's going full out Clark Griswold on the front of my house this year.

Well I hope you read the book because I'm not saying it's too commercialized. I love the commercialization of Christmas because it spreads the Christmas cheer. It's the most jolly holiday— obviously — on our calendar. It's wonderful.

Christmas-loving atheists represent!! My tree makes Martha Stewart green with envy. My stocking are hung with goddamn CARE. My carefully-selected, hand-wrapped gifts are tasteful as fuck. And I can bake the shit outta some cookies, you better believe.

I'd probably make her head explode. I'm an atheist who celebrates the FUCK outta Christmas. I LOVE it. Just not the, you know, religious aspects. But peace on earth, goodwill toward men? That's a notion I can totally get behind.