I was at the pretty reckless concert last night and it was actually really fucking annoying how many phones were out. I made it a point to not take any pictures. People were legit filming the ENTIRE show on their phones.

It was a ROCK concert. You cannot rock out with a phone in your hand. That's why shows are so…

How does one get over a crush on an inappropriate person?

I thought it said 'weeks long FART-fest' in that first paragraph and I didn't even bat an eyelash because of courseeee Lady Gaga would push the envelope like that.

The cool kids call them jazz cigarettes. Or at least they did in like, the 1920's.

I've never seen that video (though, of course, I know and luuurve the song)! Steve Perry's smirk at the end killed me. Also, hello, not Jonathan Cain on keyboards.

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

Seriously. This is not a person to buy your makeup from, even if she hadn't given her product an offensive name.

Seriously - they are all awesome. I even have a Ramona and the Swimsuits shirt

My wife and I jokingly say that in a fire, it's everyone for themselves, but we're both going back in for the dog. So we'll all die together anyway, trying to save the damn dog.

Great question. I want waves like Beyonce, too. Someone help us!

15 JOINTS? how would you not just be face down in a plate of nachos (either eating or passed out, probably alternating) all day???

My mom's favorite outfit was always a white turtleneck, light blue jeans and white sneakers/high tops. All I could see is a bleacher full of MY MOM and she would have gotten a huge kick out of this video! And now I'm crying because I miss her. :(

maybe we can go halfsies ...I'd be happy with just any part of that bod.

Take it away, Tommy.

In my opinion, every shop needs a shopcat.

We just sent our 19-year-old guy to the great beyond today. He was the best and was cheeky enough to have done this, if he had been a downtown cat in his younger days. He was such an attention whore too.

Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that "WHAT" has an exclamation point instead of a question mark?

If you die with cats, then you are not alone. =D

My boyfriend and I took molly last night and all day today I've been pretty much useless. It's been pretty nice doing nothing, but I didn't do any of the schoolwork I planned on doing today so I think I'm going to call out of work tomorrow. I am 28 years old. I haven't done that shit in years.