Hey fellas (YEAH)

I can't decide if this is the funniest, scariest, or most stupid thing I've read today. I'm conflicted, confused, and it's too early to drink this away.

What most people speaking with Ms. Bachmann end up doing:

Ugh, this is going to be the worst part of Mrs. Clinton running, having to listen to douche nozzles like Rush Limbaugh talk about her looks. Where does Rush Limbaugh get the balls to talk about ANYONE'S looks? He looks like a slave owner, the last exercise he got was dodging the draft for Vietnam. Seriously, I think…

"We have nothing fact-based to discredit her policies so we will instead attack her looks" - what I hear when I see those buttons.

I call your bunny and raise you a hot man WITH a bunny! :D

Mochi says hi back!

He believed in the practice of negging. Usually the negger can't stand being negged themselves, and only do it because of some PUA trash. Negging them and pointing out what is doing really is the best cure, as long as you don't do anything sexual to reward them for actually negging you.

Mr. McGibblits would like to point out that he actually is ruining my sex life because when boys come over all they want to do is play with the bunny and they forget about me.

OMG I have a bunny who looks just like that! (Her name is Muffin.)

HEY WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF BUNNIES:

Brought to you by Krusty's Komedy Klassic!

omg, Hesher was SEXY. i mean, gross horrible sexy where the shame sets in almost before the orgasm dissipates (almost), but i still would. in a heartbeat.

Seriously, if this could cure my IBS I would be ingesting all the poop all the time. In pill form.

I use to think that I could never date a guy without a head full of hair but then I met my boyfriend and is shaved, bald head is H.A.W.T.
My oh god, I loves it! He uses coco butter and baby oil to keep it smooth and soft.

This is wonderful! And I'm totally not crying.

Beautiful. That is all.

Yeah, just posting that made me change my lunch plans to Chipotle.