OK I'm Australian and a long time Jezzie lurker so please be kind to me here, but - is this show a real thing? Is it actually shown on real television and real, living people watch it? For reals people?

We get it, Miley.

My new beau was ranked #12 in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. I soooo want to watch him devour this.

Thank you! I came here to say this. :) Dez Moinez. All the way baby.

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I posted this down further, but if you want bacon on it, you need only head further west to Des Moines and Zombie Burger. Behold the Walking Ched.

Folks, this is old news. Zombie Burger in Des Moines has a burger similar to this, known as the Walking Ched. As you can see, not only is the "bread" made out of fried macaroni and cheese, but there is more mac AND bacon on the burger. They also serve spiked milkshakes. It is delicious, as you might have guessed.

So-called "purple couples" freak me the fuck out. I'm with DogzillasMama, religion and politics are two things that are absolute dealbreakers for me. I was raised Catholic, and being a lesbian, rational, thinking human being, I pretty much knew in utero that I was also an atheist. Partially because the Catholic…

I'm sure it's been asked before, but...I mean, what is his hangup about this issue? He's obsessed with it! He's obsessed with it like this guy I knew once was obsessed with Gundam models. Every surface of his house, covered in little robots. That's how Rick Perry is with anti-abortion stuff.

DISCLAIMER: I am an ex-mormon. I have a really ugly aftertaste in my mouth with regard to religion. Call it a chip on my shoulder if you wish, but it's more like a giant boulder. Being spiritually abused and indoctrinated will do that to you.

DTMFA, Anita. Let him chase his gay destiny.

I saw them because Tegan and Sara were performing as the opening act, and I LOVE T&S. I stuck around for the "fun," and they were pretty awful. At several points they chastised the audience for not being more "into it," since it was "a hometown show." Then I was all, "if your audience isn't into it, it might be…

Ugh, thank you. The lyrics to their songs don't mean anything and it drives me crazy. It's basically just some guy screaming about random things that pop into his head. And he needs to learn about something called vibrato.

Or as my mother says "He thinks he's King Shit of Turd mountain, when he's really only Fart, the messenger boy"

I love Auntie Anne's

Oh you're definitely not alone. I made one of my friends really mad when I referred to fun. as overrated during the Grammy's. I'm pretty sure he's still mad at me about it.

Thank you Callie, all Jezzies will be invited to my Courtney Love costume party for my next birthday. We'll start at Forever 21 to dress, dinner at Auntie Anne's, then drinking in whatever chain restaurant is classiest in that mall.

The lead singer used to be in a band called the Format, which was actually pretty good. And then...sigh. I hate .fun. HATE THEM.

Does the lead guy still write the lyrics? I actually thought he was a way better lyricist back when he was with The Format. Fun's (fun.'s) lyrics are just (unintentionally) laughable. I had a friend who said, "I can't listen to Some Nights without crying, the lyrics are so moving." I didn't have the words for it at…

I've only heard that one song and I hate it. But I support your liking them. Enjoy the show!