I wonder what it's like to be so wealthy and privileged that you aren't even aware that some people live in food deserts or work two or three jobs just to feed their families and sometimes feel so weary that they resort to the dollar menu? They don't have a choice about what they pour into their purified systems — oh,…

Ditto everyone about retiring the term 'bad feminist.' It just sounds like it should be title of a shitty 70's sexploitation film.

I don't disagree. I'm an artist myself and a lot of the stuff I see being praised makes me want to punch someone.

I just switched to pot :D

Surprise, surprise: Congress fucked up again

She couldn't come up with something more clever? Can't be that hard...

I cannot cannot handle Putin with a navel piercing. Like, I have to go to the hospital. Right now. I am overcome.

Homer: Yeah, um, give me one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields... [rapid undertone] and some illegal fireworks... [normal voice] and one of those disposable enemas. You know what, make it two.

As someone who works in advertising (and yes, food advertising & packaging design is something I do for one of my clients) and is also a hippie crunchy foodie...

Another very badass woman agrees.

This is my friend Shannon (on the right) and her wife Liberty! They got married on Friday on the steps of the SC (obviously!) They are happy and in love and I'm so very happy for them!

I keep thinking of Hank from King of the Hill and "pro-pain" and "pro-pain" accessories

I fixed the poster.

Ooh! Things that would make a better boyfriend than Joe Francis:

So help me god, if any man ever spoke to me like that I would release my inner kraken on him.

I understand this idea. Drugs like anti-depressants don't make you into a different person who does things that "you" normally wouldn't do (unless perhaps you're having an adverse reaction..) If you're experiencing them in the way you are meant to, they allow you to experience life without the burden of depression,…

EVERYONE! If you want to help Deric out, click here to donate to his legal defense fund. The person who exposed rapists shouldn't get 10 years when the rapists themselves only get 2 - this is bullshit and I think Deric deserves our help!

In other news, Boner futures plummet 30 points.

No it's just horrible. What are those things anyway? Tit curtains???

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