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"Hi, my name is Camel toe, and I'm here to teach you how to camel toe" is all I got from this.

"Men who regularly wear fedoras."

I can't stop watching this gif and giggling like an idiot.

He constantly looks like he's just inhaled turd.

"...fronting the heavy metal band, Slayer."

"I'm ugly and poor. How can I get a trophy wife?"