I haven't broached the subject with anyone but my boyfriend yet, but in a perfect world scenario #1 would happen and I'd be freeeeee. I don't wanna be a dick and burden the other roommates with extra expenses, but I bet we'd all be happier if I were living elsewhere. Technically I can live without the $1,000...but it…

It's funny you mention Catholics divorcing. My dad's side of the fam is Catholic, and there are a lot of them, obviously (aunts, uncles, cousins) but there hasn't been one divorce yet. It's so...weird. They aren't super nutty religious types either...so maybe they're all secret atheists? A girl can dream!

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I hate my living sitch. I (stupidly) signed a very long lease with my bf and 2 of his acquaintances. One of the roommates throws parties every week, aka a bunch of stinky, rude, disrespectful wanna- be crusties come into my house and get drunk and loud and make a fucking mess and it sends my anxiety through the…

Sigh. Someday. :stares longingly into sunset:

Garlic salt nooooo!

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I was overjoyed when a little girl dressed as Iron Man (the muscles and everything!) came to my door on Beggar's Night. She was cool as shit, and her mom seemed cool as shit too. Yay for solid neighbors!

Your hair is amazeee

Eee thank you!

I'm Miley. It just so happened my friend was going as Beetlejuice. So naturally I wiggled my butt on her.

Yup! All I have to add is - smoking is so fucking stupid.

I do toooooo!!!

I dressed as Miley! I wish I could dress like Miley everyday. People are so nice to you when you dress like Miley!

This gif. I'm crying.

This is one smug baby.

Thanks, spanks.

I'd eat that cereal then poop on her very expensive stoop.

I know a girl who got a nose job at a young age, and she grew into the meanest, most insecure, worst human ever. So, that happens.

Oh honey! You two sound like a blast to hang out with (no pun intended, but I AM being sincere!)