Amen! My bf was in the hospital room while I explained (daily) all my poops to the doctor. I don't know if hearing poop (okay, really gnarly sharts) drop into the toilet or hearing poop (really gnarly sharts) described is worse. Needless to say, he stuck around. Good luck to you! I hope you're feeling better.

Pulling out your heavy coat every winter is like witnessing the bloody, gruesome death of your best friend summer. Sigh!! But same goes for me, if I were so lucky to live in sunny CA I'd probably yearn for boots and jackets!

You guys, I busted out my winter coat this morning and I am genuinely sad about it. Coats are nothing to be excited about. :(

Your lips. Staaaahp. You're pretty without the fillers!

Well, everybody in middle school knows that putting a ziplock bag on a dick to be sucked is how you prevent pregnancy.

I have mixed experience. I bought some F21 pleather shorts and they were in tatters after the first day I wore them. More recently I bought a really cute moto jacket with gold details, and only the lining dissolved, but not the pleather....yet.

I'm sorry, did you just describe my roommates? (What was I thinking moving in with two helpless dudes BTW.) Literally!!!! All I have ever seen them eat is meat, that remains on a plate in the kitchen, to which they walk back and forth from when they encounter a lull in their video games. Oh and a can of beans. A CAN…

I had a (white trash) girl make a disparaging Target comment to me too! Well it was more of a backhanded compliment. She was wearing an outfit that looked like it was purchased at Gordmans in 1999. Rude jerk.

Welp. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, but I think I'm going to eat oreos now. Thanks, science.

GET OUT.

"Babies are special love gems made in your heart then pushed out of your vag nine months later"

...That's the sound of the men working on the PAAAAIN CHAAAIN

Thanks, I will! Toned it with violet last night but half turned ashy and half stayed gold, but I was being pretty sloppy with it plus I panicked and rinsed it off too soon. Blue will probably work on the hair that isn't near my head!

Yikes! Love a gal who isn't afraid to look gross, in a good scary way!

Niiiiiice! I like to throw some thrash into my playlist as well.

I've never listened to Death Angel, but I'm definitely gonna check them out. If my memory serves me right, 3 Inches of Blood is playing in my town on an off date of that tour. We get a lot of off date shows here!

I just bleached my (light brown) hair and it's still yellow as ever! So I say bleach it if you have lots of time and lots of money or friends with lots of experience.

Yes! Doomriders too. I'd have to drive 6 hours to catch it, unfortunately. I saw Kvlertak with Converge and Torche and it was awesome.