You're right. I'm struggling to put into words what I want to say without coming off as an ass, but I hope that there's a silver lining to this batshittery. Basically, when these asshats spout off about whateverthefuck they're trying to spout off about and in turn demonize those who are transgendered, a dialogue will…

My morning is always brightened when there's a tidbit about a band that is boring/annoying/sucky and you acknowledge how they are boring/annoying/sucky because I always agree. So I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you were overcome with joy when you learned that Amon Amarth and Skeletonwitch are touring…

You're so right and that's so gross! His skull seems to be a food-mouldering gap just in general.

I feel like this was brought up in one of the last articles, but he looks like the type of guy who has the WORST breath. He also looks like the type of guy who would make too much eye contact and talk way too close to your face.

I would feel like such an ass following someone around Target taking their picture. I can't imagine living without a shred of dignity or respect for other people like these weirdo papz do.

I remember going to the car lot where my brother works when I was a kid. One weekend the car lot had elephant rides (really fuckin sad to think about as an adult!) and I will never forget thinking " why are they hosing down this elephant that I'm sitting on top of?" She was peeing. The most powerful pee I've ever…

I was thinking more like this....

HUF has sweet weed socks!

IMHO, coconut water tastes like farts.

I rarely drink booze, and I never drink Sprite, but I was hungover last Saturday so at breakfast (lunch), I was hit with an overwhelming desire for Sprite. I'm always a Gatorade gal post-drunk but I'd be a liar if I said that Sprite didn't revive the shit outta me. So, thanks for confirming my one off experience with…

Oh boy I giggled a little to hard at this.

PS bunnies are way cute and I would have a million of them if their soft, silky bunbun fur didn't make my eyes itch like crayyyy :(

I hope the bunny essay was written by a guy who once courted me by demanding I come to his studio so he can paint me and in the same breath telling me how everything I do is stupid (except dating him, of course). At the time, he had bunnies. And a girlfriend. And herpes. He made it so hard to turn him down!

Yes yes yes yes! A million times yes.

I'm half-heartedly trying to find a poop trial for this very reason.

Yikes! I saw this at an independent theater in my hometown. There were a lot of giggles, mostly from an older man in back who you could tell was giggling at the ridiculousness of it all. Then my friends shoe made a fart noise and giggles forever. I'm so mature!!

I can't...stop watching this.... How? Why? Can I? I can't...

The wet seal on my eyeballs broke is all!

Does this mean cocaine is the cure for my autoimmune disease?!! Also I'm eight and snorted every time I read buttsex/butthole. Haaa did it again!

This feels like the day I found out what Terry Gross looks like. Nothing like I ever imagined!! Don't worry I still love you Terry