This feels like the day I found out what Terry Gross looks like. Nothing like I ever imagined!! Don't worry I still love you Terry
Petune
Petune
...And I just changed my plans to the Mexican spot by my work.
Dear god I want that in my belly now. And that is a burrito. (I'm Iowan)
COOL SUNGLASSES, DUDE.
I do too!!!
Shoot, my crush didn't end up a jerk but I'll tell my story anyway.
I think it's the same concept as the fried mac & cheese!
I made it through a quarter of the Walking Ched. No bacon. I'll shake the hand of someone who can finish that whole thing!
Yuck. Bands who call out crowds for not reacting in the way that their entitled asses expect them to should just pawn off all their instruments and quit music. There is nothing more pathetic than an on-stage hissyfit!
Hahahahaha! Storing that one away in the ol' brain for sure.
Nope.
Fun fact/humble brag: I know Katy's guitar player and he is a cool and super nice dude. But I won't be listening to this album.
Can we stop by the Great American Cookie Co for some double doozies? I like my cookies to put me into a frosting coma.
Can we stop by the Great American Cookie Co for some double doozies? I like my cookies to put me into a frosting coma.
The lyrics "I washed my hands for this?" say it all. But really they say nothing because all the words are so cringe-worthy.
King Shit of Fuck Mountain.
that caterwauling monstrosity known as the band Fun
When you scroll down to reveal his whole face it's like there's a glitch and the space between his eyes and his chicklet teeth NEVER ENDS
Godddddd I wish I was important enough to give you a medal for taking on the WORST projects and writing about them in a way that makes me (and everyone else on earth) cry tears of laughter. You are a treasure.
Unrelated to the topic at hand - I've always wanted to eat that cup. I imagine it tasting like those wax lips only crunchier and actually swallow-able.