Wuntch time is over!

This is Wuntch’s doing. He just knows it.

Are you suggesting this was all a publicity stunt by some hack comedian to get his 15 nanoseconds of fame? You just blew my mind.

$20 says it never happened, though.

People who think it’s fine to have there phone out as long as nobody’s behind them have very little understanding of how light works.

If you haven’t watched John Mulaney’s “horse in a hospital” bit it’s such a good analogy for Trump. He compares Trump to a horse in a hospital. It’s never happened, we can’t wait to see what the horse will do next. But when he asks people who held the door open for the horse why they did they say “because the hospital…

Me feel like rules are suspended if it mostly-empty theater and terrible movie. Me took kids to see Emoji Movie as their first “so bad it good” experience, and only other person in theater was friend of theirs, so they spent movie shouting at screen and it was loads of fun.

Yeah. EVERYBODY here sounds intolerable. Greta talking (even after being shushed), this asshole on their phone, everybody. Fuck these people.

I wish I’d been in that theater two rows behind the tweeter so I could’ve thrown something at them for using a goddamn cell phone during the feature.

The joke wasn’t even that funny. I think the interesting part is his actual conversation with ICE agents.

#StreetSmarts

I thought he was supposed to throw the shirt in the gutter and run the other direction?

“This is a cornhole tournament fundraiser, cut the crap!” might be the most amazing sentence I’ve ever heard.

Fun game, count the “hey”’s in that video. It’s a lot.

What’s the over-under on the number of MAGA hats?

‘Khaki Shorts Enthusiasts Brawl At Charity Cornhole Tournament’

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS!!?!?