THREW THE DOG?! Well, that’s just too fucking far. As a NFL Fan and a great American PATRIOT, I am more than willing to look the other way if a player on the team I STAND for commits a horrendous act against women and children, but I’ll be gosh-damned if I root for a man that takes a knee during God’s anthem or throws…

Koala-ty control has really been missing since the switch to Kinja.

Come on and join the Koala-ition Legislating Against Wordplay, short K.L.A.W.!

The puns! The puns! I can’t bear it!

You’re thinking of pandas aren’t eu(caplyptus)?

you’re thinking...pandas?

Your comment only makes sense if you think a flight attendant is a glorified waiter. In reality they’ve been highly trained and serve as the first responder in any emergency situation on the plane. While I agree nothing was in immediate danger at the moment, their being drunk is no better than seeing a drunk police…

even worse, you should see how they printed them...

These aren’t pictures taken from a camera taking pictures of a phone taking pictures of a television?

Sure, I’m guardedly optimistic about Solo but I’m probably mostly looking forward to Glover/Lando.

The woman’s commentary ruined it. Should’ve let the the sad man fail and embarrass himself in silence.

Sometimes TV shows like the Office made it so awkward I couldn’t watch. Even though I really, really wanted to, I only got about 20 seconds in on this video. What a tool box.

The Power Team is really struggling these days. Sad.

The fact that he literally picks up and carries it home is too much for me.

But still he persisted.

If you want to do it and you’ve made peace with it, fine. But you’re basically now criticizing people who have decided to sacrifice their fun for their children. If you’re expecting acceptance for your decisions, then you shouldn’t criticize the other side.

When you have kids, you really need to stop doing stupid stuff in life.

Never tell me the odds.

Sir, the possibility of successfully making a good film about young Han Solo that switched directors halfway through filming is approximately three thousand, seven hundred twenty to one!

seems more like an issue with AMC being the shittiest thearters in history. Them selling different tiered seats is super fucked up.