What’s funny is he doesn’t know Duke is a private school and there is no tuition break for state residents.

To be fair, despite their cowardice I’m still looking forward to gunning me down some Y’all Qaeda thugs.

You could ask Olympian Daryl Homer to rate the moments. And put it on your blog every day for about a month.

depending on if you’re one of the North Carolinians that who overpaid for your undergraduate education or one of the Northeastern private schoolers that who couldn’t make the cut at Yale

For real. I could hike to an elevation twice that high from about sea level and be back home in time for lunch and all it would cost is a $3 parking fee.

Mountain West

“Oh, my god, it’s almost perfectly rou...” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Is it wrong that I hope he gets into orbit and sees the curvature of the planet just before his rocket explodes? If so…I don’t care.

Do you refer to it as The West then?

“Both Nazis and the people who punch Nazis are equivalent.”
Genius statement. Polite society has no place for common dignity.

he’s fine with that though.

If it has mountains it’s not the midwest.

Rejoinder: Given that teaching Swift in some of my classes still results in students claiming they “were sick,” or sometimes threatening me with a beating for making them read “such filth,” I’m not given to being all that charitable about most folks’ ability to parse and appreciate satire.

He said with an extreme level of misogyny.

I’ve never heard anybody until now refer to Montana as anything but a western state.

Wait....Pence is banned from the White House?

Montana is midwest? News to... everyone.

No, we just have a man and woman-hating cunt in the White House.

This is self-evidently untrue. There are entire genres - say, a hack-and-slash fantasy epic involving dragons and zombies - which inherently require a high budget. Incidentally, the two obvious references here - Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead - are amongst the most expensive shows on television.