TBH though, being able to open locked doors would be a pretty cool talent.

Murray is rather shrewdly keeping the duvet bunched up.

I...I would have a bit of difficulty keeping myself composed if Geri Halliwell were sitting next to me in bed in that outfit.

Or that he was off balance from punching his girlfriend.

If which one is richer is the detail you’re latching on to here, then (trying to find a nicer way to put it, but, nope, can’t) fuck you.

As long as it hits rim I believe it’s ok. You can’t spike it off the backboard.

“*Who has a well documented history of being a prick, indifference to the team he played for, and substance abuse.”

So these games are just as popular as Trump’s inauguration. Got it.

On the other hand,

This is where that whole “DID YOU CHECK IN THE BACK?” nonsense came about. Toys R Us conditioned us to always believe they had more tickets secretly hidden by your neighborhood school bullies.

...you finally get to the princess, forget to get out of fighting stance, and she drops you with one kick.

Yes, Karateka was good.

Indeed. I remember wishing I’d win one of those 10 minute shopping sprees. I’d clean up just by going down one aisle.

The trailers made it look like this was “running leap over CGI” the movie. Which still sounds better than this review, 45 minutes to get to the damn island?! I would rather watch Angelina Jolie punch a shark again.

This is what drove me nuts already with the trailers for the film. The Lara Croft in the new games is actually a really complex, much more so than this review gives credit, whose image of the world and herself is utterly shattered in the first game and the second game presents her redefining herself.

Every teaser I’ve seen for this movie over the last few weeks has fallen pretty flat for me.

I can’t play Assasin’s Creed anymore; I’m just too responsible an adult to commit homicide anymore.

It doesn’t. Author just wanted to tell everyone she has a car in New York City.

Just another example of a writer pretending to have an existential moment that generated from forced-writing about a pointless moment in a game. I guess you could even call it artistic, if it wasn’t driving home the same point from different angles, to the point of obscurity.

How does owning a car in real like make you unable to smash fake cars it boggles my mind