Why is Justin Bieber's manager a part of this? It is his job to say no to stupid stunts like this.

I like the defender's left hand doing absolutely nothing. He actually has to pull it away from the ball so he doesn't inadvertently steal it.

I hope the person who recorded this kept the video of all of the failed attempts before this one, and someday is fed up with beeb enough to release them.

Scooter looks like an Infomercial before guy: "Basketball defense is so hard!"

"Did you see the thing I did with my arms after I fell down? I was totally like, 'whhaa'!"
"Yeah man, so good. Let's go drink sizzurp and crash cars!"

to those in Beiber's entourage who have to play along.

It's bewildering to think that an actual conversation was had in which all of this was set up, and everyone involved was somehow convinced that the final product was a cool thing that needed to be posted on Instagram. Just, like, negative levels of self-awareness going on here.

I expect Councilman Jamm to get Jammed.

"Book 'em. He's clearly under the influence if he thinks he can drive."

What a coincidence the camera is too low to see if the ball actually went in.

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly hate the University of Texas any more...

thats what I thought. Either King of the trolls, or mentally unstable. Either way.

This is all very....different, I suppose. But not funny. And more than anything, resembles a man in the throes of a mental disorder. I don't see how it's beneficial to anyone, anywhere, to stand and point at a human being that is clearly so damaged. Up the empathy.

These are all interesting facts, but aren't you going to tell us the really cool facts like how many liquefied N64's it would take to fill a swimming pool?

Rest in peace Kinja.

Honestly, most people don't give a shit about safety. That's why it took the government to set standards. Ford tried to introduce seat belts as an option in the 50s. Nobody bought. ABS and air bags were both available on Detroit cars in the 70s, as standalone options, and got hardly any takers at all.

Even a modern subcompact performs significantly better than that Scout II in a 30-mph crash. Yet I know far too many people who'd feel "safer" in the Scout, because "it's built like a tank."

Don't you mean the driver was safely thrown clear of the accident, but later died from unrelated injuries sustained after the accident. That's how the no seatbelt arguments work right?