Old Kinja?

...God, I never thought I'd see the day when I was asking for an older version of Kinja.

I've known a few of those too, but that's not what I was talking about. In those cases, the wives turned to alcoholism instead of racism, but it was probably a coin-flip.

"Probability of impact: 99.756%"

"What cosmic hell is this?!"

I watched the world end...again.

This little book called "The Bible."

For sale. Baby shoes. Wormhole-damaged.

"Run!" "Why?" "It's figured out doorknobs!"

this one might have burned for longer....

The Executive Leadership laid off reality.

Amelia Earhart, wanted for intergalactic murder.

New OS. "Grandpa." Awesome finance tips.

We have finally overcome death, unfortunately.

"Come," said the gorilla. "Let's talk."

"What are shoes?" the newborn said.

Makes sense, considering the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

Hey now, I know lots of people who's husbands are exactly that gay, and none of those guys have turned to racism.