Oddly, though, Trump’s populist “bring the jobs back” thing it, one might say, completely counter to standard line Republican talking-points. He’s a weird duck. A xenophobic, misogynist, undisciplined, sexual assaulter duck.

Easier question: If Trump raised a puppy, would it grow up?

“Great point, Dan! They’re going to have to prevent the other team from scoring while also scoring more points than that team by the end of the game. We’ll see if the strategy pays off!”

Are we sure SMERSH isn’t responsible?

Here’s to hoping Food Babe and her followers stop consuming dihydrogen monoxide. IN LARGE ENOUGH QUANTITIES IT WILL KILL YOU!

This reminds me of what color commentators say during March Madness “[Team X] is in it to win it.” Nate Silver’s line there is almost as incisive.

Great find. Given their level of fitness, age, and, um, metrosexuality, it seemed like an odd fit for the “Let’s Remain Racist” Washington fanbase.

This looks really cool. I recently picked up Division cheap and missed all of the launch jitters. So all of the saltiness around this game just confuses me. The setting, mechanics, and especially the weather/season/snow effects are all amazing. Yes, the bullet-sponginess of the enemies is frustrating but I’ve really…

Thanks. You just have to have it selected as your signature skill (I think my signature skill is the tech one or something)?

I think I know what you’re talking about (support stations) but those don’t “automatically refill” your health (you have to hold the button to revive). Are you talking about a different power?

Looks like he may have learned this trick from his prior teammates (in a very similar situation): http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/6868545/police-officer-asks-oregon-ducks-darron-thomas-cliff-harris-got-marijuana-car

All my Division errors have been solved by (ugh) resetting my router. Annoying but it has worked (Xbox One version).

If you are left-leaning politically, I wouldn’t recommend Tripp Lite:

If you are left-leaning politically, I wouldn’t recommend Tripp Lite:

“We haven’t even started the 3rd quarter!”

And, for whatever reason, I always found saw these on the floors of highway rest stops, which also does not help recruitment (did prosthelytizers just toss them there?)

Technically, given the current market, a law degree is also a waste of time and money.

From a grad student worker:

Man, some days I really wish I had a C-Max as a secondary vehicle. They are so crazy practical with tons of interior space and are tall enough to fit real, live adults. Sigh.

The bullet sponge enemies are a problem (especially the giant LMG toting guys) but the politics of the game are abhorrent. See two guys in hoodies looting a body? SHOOT THEM. See a rando person in a puffy jacket trying to break into a car? That’s just a scared citizen, leave them alone.

Are they demanding $35k per year for part timers too?