One of my favorite recurring gags was Leslie pitching headlines to SM-T:

There’s a dirty way to take this but I don’t think you meant it that way.

It’s easy to create a market for car alarms when you’re playing both sides of the game (see Issa and grand theft auto, not the videogame)

Or, for that matter, locked!

You’re right, what I was going for was the second part. I live somewhat in mountain lion country and they will come onto a person’s property and eat their pet dog/cat and my cousin was bow hunting and realized he was being stalked by one. On the other hand, if you make enough noise, bears will steer clear of you.

When you see videos like this it is really hard to think of Bears as scary (and, yes, most won’t hurt you).

Beads?

And she grew up to be... Hope Solo. And now you know the rest of the story.

Itto Ogami is the prime reason why we should be more concerned about CTE.

Flan? You get outta here with your mex-eee-can desserts!

That was her turnout gear! She was a firefighter!

“Sell the cookies, don’t eat them”

Well, goddammit, it was a picture of UPS drivers. That’s the joke. Picture an image of McBain here:

“Hold up, are you guys talking about airplanes and New York City, because...”

Dunno why Kinja f’d my joke, and it’ll probably do it to this one too...

Wait, is this an intervention because of all of my Amazon purchases? Noooooo!

Is the brute squad also the troops?

Now that you mention it, that is how 90% of our conversations go...

You’re a rhetorical!

Basically daily. But seriously, we were talking about Michael Bay’s fetishism of soldiers/military and he noted how ridiculous the super-ripped Bay soldiers are. His point was that buff military dudes are actually looked down upon because they have clearly not been in a combat zone.