What she was lying about is that her ass was high.  That’s why she didn’t know what door she was at.   

My gramma has an ancient computer for playing a suite of card games we bought for her on CD-ROM. We’ve offered to upgrade the machine and get more card software for her but having played some of the games she plays on there honestly the computer difficulty on some of those games and the speed with which the games load…

Must be a white person to call it a “Mexican” restaurant.

Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter is waving the caution flag on Medicare for All.

Key West is a pain in the ass to get to, and I live in Florida! That's insane

But I do wonder where urban animals (squirrels, pigeons, etc.) go to die. You figure you’d see more corpses around than you actually do. Do they all go to the woods when their time is near?

I ride and understand the risk and accept it. But yeah you got a point about that insurance. I wouldnt want my family to go broke just because I get turned into a grease spot.

For real. My husband had to go to a bachelor party this year which was in Key West. Key fucking West. It took him an entire day to get there from California. None of the guys lived in FL or even a southern state. People have goddamn ridiculous expectations of their friends.

It seems to me these days that “lol” is more of a tone signifier, that the message is lighthearted and/or sarcastic in nature so the recipient understands the tone and doesn’t misconstrue, rather than conveying literal laughter.

Bachelor parties really shouldn’t be longer than a day. It seems like The Hangover ratcheted up guys’ expectations for what they can realistically ask of their friends for their bachelor party.

Wow this is so snarky. How much do you think a 100% silk dress should cost? I don’t wear Tory Burch but I know many women that buy her merchandise and none of them live on the upper east side. People claim they don’t like fast fashion but mock the prices of more expensive clothing. Silk is fucking expensive and fabric…

They gave her all weekend to cook up this story. Friday multiple witnesses were saying she was heard pounding on the door to open up and her keys were still in the front door lock after they wheeled Jean out.

Be present = put down your phone.

AP just tweeted that “she issued verbal commands” prior to shooting him...so its already starting.

That is why they are an automotive journalist and not a math teacher.

They are trying their best to cover this up but Botham doesn’t have any past they can use to “he’s no angel” him. If 99 percent of cops are good then they should be demanding that their union stop protecting this murderer. They wont though because good cops don’t exist.

“Do you really need” is almost always a poor argument. You probably don’t really need a ranger.

The one with the gray Ram/white Hyundai was intentional. Hyundai was running from the cops, Ram stopped him

Oh look, the Aussie’s are seizing private property under a falsely perceived notion of increased public safety again.