Make sure you buy movies and TV shows that are not politically correct any more. Blazing Saddles, Animal House, etc. They’ll end up on somebody’s shit list eventually and will face being banned, censored, or having warning labels slapped on them. 

Hulk gets angrier, Hulk gets bigger. That was his angle.

Skip The Incredible Hulk as it is truly terrible and watch Ang Lee’s superior Hulk from 2003. You won’t regret it.

I usually click on the “History” tab once a week to if any transactions have occurred (fees, dividends, etc) that I wasn’t aware of.

Over the last few years I’ve moved away from owning mutual funds and towards ETFs. The reason being, the ability to put in place trailing stop orders that help limit losses. I usually set them at 5% and renew them every 60 days. I left Vanguard and moved to Schwab because they didn’t offer them as a trading tool.

Unscrew the lousy low-flo shower heads that come with your rental and install the high-flow heads you brought with you. Stick the stock heads in a drawer in the bathroom and reinstall as you’re leaving.

I must not show it to the Laker Girls.

Urgent Care is the way to go. When I visit, they charge me the same copay as if I went to my PCP. You can make an appointment online, and see them usually within 2 hours. 

Will do. Over a billion dollars now.

When you redeem a lottery ticket, the government has no way to ascertain the true ownership of the ticket until the winner(s) show up to claim the prize. So I show up at lottery headquarters, as an example, with all 16 members of my family and we divide up it up so that they get 1% each and I get the balance. We each f…

If I collect 100% and pay the federal bite (40%)and then give them a lump sum (1.5%), they will pay it again (40%) on what I give them. 

I was probably not clear. They will be at the ceremony along with me collecting the giant lottery check. We will collectively be a pool of winners. 

My own plan is this:

The US’ CO2 emissions are dropping, because of hydraulic fracking and plentiful NG displacing coal as a fuel to generate electricity.

I stayed with my older brother one time when I was young. He fried the bologna and scrambled the eggs and then piled everything on a kaiser roll. 

Okay, I last longer.

Another perk of getting older: you naturally last longer.

The little Tootsie Rolls are a lot better when they are fresh and haven’t sat in a candy bowl for 11 months. Softer and more delicious. 

It’s easy to think this is ridiculous and everybody should already know, but if your parents don’t teach you while you’re young you can easily get launched into adulthood without some very basic skills.

Buy better quality ground beef and hot dogs and you won’t tire of them as easily. When I eat cheap hot dogs, they have this gamey-ness to them that makes them unpalatable.