Cows, pigs, and chickens are all domesticated. We didn’t choose which animals to eat, we created the animals we wanted to eat. 

Literally the entire text of the first article of the 13th Amendment :

My fast-food hot take: Five Guys is just glorified Wendy’s that costs fucking $14

The secret to In n Out is that a normal burger is fine—nothing special. Even a cheeseburger or a double double is only pretty good.

One of my favorite music stories of all time is when the CMAs told Alan Jackson he had to perform to a backing track. Jackson felt this was dishonest to the fans, so he had his drummer perform without sticks to clue the audience in to what was happening.

Dude, Craig. Black coffee has no cream or sugar in it! If you want sugar you gotta say “black with sugar” if they’re dressing it up for you. Black coffee is just coffee in a cup with nothing else.

That said, diner tables that don’t already have little sugars and Sweet n’ Low or whatever on them, as well as napkins and…

Salt grinders are definitely bullshit.

Jones was convicted in 1999 for snatching a woman’s purse in a Roeland, Kan., Wal Mart parking lot and sentenced to 19 years in prison

“Still, if the Democrats can keep this going, maybe there’s hope yet.”

There’s absolutely no “hope” in this and it’s shitty to pretend that there is.

Yeah, I don’t know what there’s “hope yet” for. They can (and if they have to, will) simply say “piss off; we’re moving ahead with the confirmation hearing" and Kavanaugh will get confirmed 51-49.

2nd dairy market gun sales

“(CNN) Ten people were shot during a dice game at an apartment complex in San Bernardino late Sunday, California, police said.” 

Remember: Women can never ever do any wrong
If a woman doesn't agree with this, they don't actually exist and it's actually a white guy with a sock-puppet :)

If you think character designs that look like they were drawn by some hack artist from deviantart are sexy I guess?

Doesnt liking this make you a rapist?
Dont you need to like run this kind of thing past Jezebel and i09 before saying you like stuff like this?

looks like total shit. Could care less about the voice acting.

If by "sexy" you mean "ugly" then ok, because, jeez, this looks like it was taken straight out that awful Bratz cartoon from 2005.
Ok, the game could be a lot of fun and have a really engaging plot but jeez, they could have tried a little more in it's design you know?

Its 2014...no game should look this bad. If you have engine limitations than design around it. It could be the best playing game on iOS, but it still looks like "Reboot" fan art, drawn in a middle school trapper keeper.

...I'm failing to see what doesn't look awful about this