I don't think I'd mind the Latin - I wouldn't have to roll my eyes and get a headache at the usual catholic BS.

Just want to remind everyone that this isn't his first marriage. He was once married to this lovely lady:

Ha. The third reminds of Felix Unger.

Good for her! I suppose I understand the idea of a dry wedding and why someone might prefer that for religious purposes (even if that certainly isn't my cup of tea with a little something in it for fun ; ), but no food? What the hell kind of party is that? Even funeral receptions have food!

Oh, I've definitely got

"men's heterosexual activity likely is constrained by female choice."

Joachim: "Ursula, has mein 10 AM shown up yet?"

I have no newsletter because I am lazy but I do hang out here often and have been known to be funny, kind and smutty sometimes all at once :)

I need to see her tax return. I guess she had 2000 kids and operated her business at a loss.

Actually her resume says rocket surgeon.

Very likely driver (and tank) is from Russian voluteer program for army and fleet cooperation. They receive old, decommissioned machines for free to repair and training. Also I found another video with them, they're practice military-oriented strike ball:

That's a thing that exists???

I kinda want one in my den, every night.

I would so want to strip to my undies and dance in the whiskey sour fountain. Then I could be in someone's worst wedding story.

I once went to an Iraqi Jewish wedding that had a HUGE spread before the ceremony began. My husband and I were surprised, but had a lot of fun eating, drinking, and mingling. Then, after the ceremony, they brought out the "real" food. What's worse, everything was AMAZING (like, the best Middles Eastern food I've…

Who's the tank driver? Ex-Red Army or current?

Cake and punch is fine... if the wedding is at 2-3pm. But fuck no, don't invite people in the evening and not feed them!

This is civilian group who rented a tanks for paintball, hunting or something like that.

I went to a Jewish wedding in Cherry Hill. I didn't understand a single thing that was going on except for stepping on the glass. The reception line afterward not only had the Bride + Groom and their parents, but also the bridesmaids and the groomsmen. I kissed and hugged everybody. Well, I kissed the women and…

Worst wedding was the dry Baptist wedding. It was so boring I'm still traumatized. It was my husband's cousin, and her dad wanted to have a signature drink and a small bar. That got nixed by the groom, who was about to start a career as a church music specialist (yes that's a thing, he has a master's degree for it and…