Don’t fly cross continent to accept an environmental award.

Well they can’t read your mind, so putting you in jail is the limit to what they can do if you refuse.

People have gone to jail for contempt for refusing to unlock their phones.

My brother-in-law sheltered my sister for decades. Everything was solely in his name except for the mortgage and her car. He got bone cancer 4 years ago at age 54. He died September of last year. All of the debt went away at his death, including almost 6 figures of credit card debt he’d accumulated because he couldn’t…

I DVR everything and FF through every commercial, so good luck with that.

“I don’t even feel like there should be a wall. We stole this land from the Mexicans and the Indians.

“Cousins”. With no qualification? Every person on the planet has a cousin in the US by that definition. The overreach in definition ensures the USSC slaps it down.

Bobby Flay and Anthony Soprano taught me what all of these mean.

All suppressed firearms make enough noise that you will not hear the mechanical noise it’s making.

My parents have eight children. I’m number six in the order. A few years after I moved out, during a backyard barbeque, my dad told me that if it had been up to him, he would have stopped at three kids. Lovely.

Your job as the aisle seat holder is to establish dominance over that piece of aisle so that the barbarians behind you don’t get the idea that they can just move forward and take that territory from you. The person who slipped past you sensed your weakness and did your job for you. 

1% of 315 million is 3+ million. There are 11+ million illegals in the country. So that’s closer to 4%.

“Its” minimum wage? You mean the wage imposed by the city government on the part of the economy that actually produces value.

If this was the first pipeline ever to be proposed and installed, then opposition might make sense. That ship sailed though over a 100 years ago.

I read him everyday. He is excellent.

Offensive sarcasm is the best type of sarcasm.

Darn those people of the right for...stuff.

We’ll deport all fans of that music to Yellowknife.

C’mon, we weren’t even trying.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.