I can't wait to tell my wife my mauve shirt does go with my faded green cargoes!

The person that's been coughing/backfiring/sneezing/snorking every 10 minutes for 8 straight work days. Holy shit is that annoying.

Lenny Palumbo shaves with a haphazardly sharpened rock.

But just think, in, I don't know - 100 years - we could have the nuclear holocaust brought on by Zebulon V!

Sandusky was given the choice of retiring, or staying on indefinitely.

I don't come around much anymore, and really this is an admitted non-issue to all involved. I do not bring the funny like many of you, and I am one unique pageview, so really I fully acknowledge this isn't actually a big deal. However, I figure it's DUAN and, well, the hell with it.

/enthusiastically steps on glass

guess there's no love in that set.

I recently logged into the direct loan website to make a payment. Since I usually write checks (because I'm an idiot) I had to set up the whole online payment thing. This demon asshole site would not allow me copy and paste not only my email address and password, but I also had to type - twice! - the bank routing…

Egad, talk about a face only a virulent racist could love.

I really enjoy "The Smartest Man in the World" with Greg Proops. Always in front of a live audience, often bizarre. Good stuff.

You mean the four paragraphs I hurriedly wrote before running out the door to work isn't going to springboard my creative writing career!?

Derek Jeter Moves to Horsetown, Rhode Nebraska

New Commenting System Duan:

If the good people at Old El Paso are so great, why aren't there stand and stuff fajitas? Yeah, I went there.

Major in business, preferably something a little airy. None of these "operations management" hell-hole options. Marketing. Business Administration. Organizational Behavior which if I remember right is "SOC101 for Business". Chances are all you will be offered is a shitty door-to-door paper sales job anyway, might as…

"Wait, what? Did I miss it?"

Awesome.

"This is among the darkest days in Boston history. I really dislike days like this."

Hey, we all memorialize the sinking of the Lusitania in our own ways.