SMEG KITCHEN FOR PRESIDENT. SMEG KITCHEN 2020!

First of all how dare you

I go to TJs after work regularly and I STILL have no fucking idea what the bell is about. Scares the shit out of me every time.

Re: Chuck Pagano, from a reddit thread.

Was that the night Remy went on and on about the guy’s “Bavaqua” shirt?

I’ve read all the books but I admittedly don’t remember this part specifically, it’s been a long time. His little speech in the movie is brutal though. What a wonderful place to be with friends. GAH.

When my wife was pregnant I had this weird phase when I was choked up by fucking everything. I have no idea if that’s common or not, but everything was on the table, including horrible, sappy insurance commercials. Trying times.

Fucking dying.

Will Semen Destroy Your Shower Drain?

I SAID WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!?

Can this please count?

These pouches contain shockingly little HGH...

I only did shrooms once, at the beach, and it was pretty sweet. But I wanted to comment on something else you mentioned, as it really rang true to me.

Thanks! I think it was one of the deadcasts with Spencer Hall that almost killed me. Maybe the year with Rich Tanguy?

Got a link?

How long has it been since they did a NOTY deadcast? I look for it every year. I listened to it at work years ago and damn near almost got fired for laughing at my desk. NOTY is worth the risk though. God help me.

It’s entirely possible I am just a moron, but why is it DS has the full bracket and it all the NOTY site has is the 1 seeds?

Steve Bannon looks like Bill Brasky just got done shouting at him.

I got a room with a vibrating bed once. America’s Best Value Inn. It took all of my wife’s restraint to not do the “we are NOT staying here” thing. I didn’t even blame her. When we walked in I thought for sure we were the victims in an episode of CSI or some shit. The best part was it had the little box thing that…