The Dobby funeral is even more heartbreaking in the book, if you can believe that. JKR is damn good at wat she does.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

This is fantastic!

Jack Edwards wears a hair piece?

Man, I’m clearly the odd one out here, but if you choose the right store at non-peak hours, there’s few places I like better than a grocery store stoned. Bright lights, music, everything you’ve ever wanted to eat, maybe samples, a toy aisle, the occasional employee who wants to avoid you just as much as you want to…

This. This made me laugh. Thank you.

I used to work for a super-cheap boss who always booked the least expensive hotel room he could find for work travel. Once my team arrived at an America’s Best Value to find ground floor rooms with bloodstains on the walls and window screens pre-slashed for burgling convenience.

A non-chemical way to help with crabgrass is to crowd it out. Overseed and fertilize your lawn in the fall to get a better stand of the grass you want. This will already be growing and providing ground cover long before the crabgrass germinates. This will do wonders for your crabgrass problem. Personally, I’d hit it…

Oh, yeah I agree totally. Inflation barely exists right now as it is, so the whole “interest free loan” is kind of a wash. I was more asking where you could get 2% checking so I could send them all my money.

Where the hell are you getting “a couple percent” in annual interest in 2016?

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Took me entirely too long. +1

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

Most embarrassing day of my life.

In seventh grade our travel basketball team made the playoffs. I will frame my importance to the team this way: I was not friends with either of the coaches' kids who of course were on the team. So it's 11 or so buddies...and me. The day I made the team the coach told me, over the phone, that it was between me and…