great googly moogly. +1

Dear god! +1

I hate that I like this.

I can't even imagine how much they're going to fine Tortorella for this one.

Can anyone explain to me the hubub about breast feeding? I was strictly bottle-fed, and I am a perfectly well adjusted, twenty six year old who just a few hours ago sent Buzz Bissinger a link to find his hippy name, all the while reading JFK assassination theories on Wikipedia for the third or fourth time - all while…

This is quite alarming. You can READ during the haircut? And there's a big reveal? I go to a no-frills "barbershop" where a 30-something Vietnamese lady gives poor college kids haircuts. "Number 4 on the sides, longer on the top," I watch the whole time, she asks me the same four questions and I go home. And no, I…

Hey Buzz,

Hey Buzz, simple question: If you were the Robert Griffin III sandwich bust, would you eat yourself?

Re: above photo.

JA 'Holy Moly That's a Large Number of Kids at a Young Age!' Jenkins

I'm promoting this comment 13 hours later exclusively for the excellent use of the word "mint."

Well what do you expect to fill them? Other Perciformes?

I may not be the first to say this, but allow me this much: God damn high pollen count!

Floored. +1 fish

+1 that's great.

+1

I bet the Grantland quarterly could totally pull it off.

John Cena will know how many fingers are being held up in 20 years

What a relief for the good people at Airheads. Of course, now they have to re-purpose the football helmet full of cottage cheese, the naked pictures of Bea Arthur, and the thousand copies of Moby Dick.

Oh, I hear you. The guy is a mess. It's one thing to constantly give the office address as "2547 Lake Mary Road," but does he really need to chuckle every time someone inevitably calls back asking for "new directions"?