I'd love to read the first Jambaroo, but the above link brings me to this very post. Anyone out there suck less at finding old posts that could help me out?

Regarding Worst Pooping Situations:

I saw John Sutcliffe drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.

Bored Members At Jerry Sandusky's Charity Say They Were Never Told About 2002 Alleged "Horrific Child Rapes," Regret Spending So Much Time Playing Kitten Canon.

A very late "that's awesome" to you, sir.

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Who does Rominger think he is with that kind of accusation, my wife?

Nate Jackson once gave a 17 minute speech on the subtlety and nuance of the free kick to an audience of fellow Chilis patrons.

ANDREW NORVERT MAGARY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?

Bet he didn't see that one coming.

Van Gundy's trying to pull him back in the shower! Quick, get that enormous red-haired guy!

...an adult arm reached around his waist and pulled him back out of view.

Bacon sure is a salty old codger, aint he?

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How the fuck did I get here?

"I don't want to go into hypotheticals, and besides, can you even imagine the shrinkage that would cause...no, I just...well I never, good day to you, sir!"

I think you're missing the bigger point: Floridians with phones .

I have read this probably two or three times. Complete time whole.

Geeze, if you've heard one story about a guy named Marn, you've heard'em all.