Could you arrange a live chat with @dadboner? I think he would bring some bold sports takes, you guys.

If God is so great why am I so fat?

"His team" refers to the white guys on Benetton Treviso, right?

I agree that the tomato slice ruins most sandwiches. However, reversing the process is face-meltingly great. Behold:

It's better than like, thinking about things, and stuff. Y'know?

Anson Carter!?

Missing the point entirely, after Shaq wrapped up taping his segment he was heard saying "Damn, that was a tough shoot. I mean really. That script was harder than a blind lesbians' nipples at a fish market, for real."

Sorry Pedro. I intended my snarky/douchey comment for Mr. ReclinerGM, who was curious why the bottle didn't break. My apologies.

I know, right? Must have been some weird, plasticky material. Maybe plastic?

Hey, B's fans don't always throw just empty stuff. Did you miss the solo cup full of dip spit?

Scott Raab disagrees that "Don't Fear the Reaper" needs more cowbell.

Scott Raab used two dryer sheets when he does laundry. Just 'cuz.

Scott Raab owns a copy of Seven Minute Abs

Re: ScarJo

ZOLTAN!

First you get the Popeye's, then you get the B-Lites, then you get the pow...hey can we get some powdered donuts in here!?

Mesmerizing. It's like looking at a lava lamp.

Quite a Sunday at the JEHP Household:

Asham seems like a troubled guy. He should spend some time in one of those, what are they called...I donno. Buddhist, meditation school-type things.

Ever notice how skinny Beckett eats fried chicken like this, but fatty fat fat Josh Beckett eats fried chicken like this ?