Clearly the worst decision Henry has made was eating an ice cream cone like that in front of a reporter.

Pictured: edited promotional still from "This Ain't ESPN XXX"

That O ( wink ) Lineman is HUGE! Erin wants some, but she'll have to go back-back-back-back or she's going to look like a harpooned seal!

So...I'm trying to think of this situation like I would a fraction. If I'm not mistaken, in this scenario Avery is the denominator, or bottom of the fraction. Which, thankfully, he fully supports.

Those are atrocious! I mean, come on. Labor day was what, a month and a half ago?

The Boston Media, According To Nomar Garciaparra

Come on, they're just dancin' in the dark.

I will continue reading this, BUT: I watched Gremlins last night for the first time in AGES. I am beyond creeped out that today it gets referenced. I need to go find my tin foil hat.

Pictured: Kiraman, Fox Sports Midwest's Dan McLaughlin, Katibin.

@BrianScalabrine: #UnitedIStand #OnTheSideline #PossiblyWhileTalkingtoTheTrain... #HesAGoodGuy #AtLeastSomeoneWillTalkToMe #WonderWhatStevesDoingRightNow

@Michael_Beasly #mmmmhash

This is the biggest hit for Animals since "The House of the Rising Sun."

Roger Goodell's statement: "James Harrison will be fined $15,000"

His passing, while sad, reminds me very much of the REM breakup. Why now? Why not 15 years ago?

Ugh, another star brigade I'll never qualify for.

But when we will ESPN purge the evil that is the butt crack?

Ah, DUAN and my wife do have something in common!

Did you know Jaromir Jarg is OLD? YOU WILL.

What the fuck happened to DUAN, DUAN:

Eh. Redacted due to overwhelming self doubt.