"NO! I have never in my life had a baked potahto. Whack-jobs coming out of the woodwork today."

Are you ready for some cheetooooooos!?

O RLY?

Slow, repetitive, predominantly white. Not at all like life.

Jesus Christ, check out that bush! The yellow one, what a nice touch. Wish I had a green thumb.

Beltre: 'I told you not to touch my fucking head!"

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Ever play Baby Park... on weed?

"I thought it did not look right," a reader-reporter told Bild. "I mean, no poop? None?"

Chris Benoit was a trendsetter in so, so many ways.

If I ever receive my football phone in the mail I might consider this, but until then I must remain vigilant.

"That was not the pregame launch we were hoping for"

Hatey!?

The pilot will contain 7 straight minutes of the guys at a local restaurant, debating which local sports hero themed sandwiches are worthy of capicola.

If I was the author, and Ditka spit at me, I'd spit right back. Aim high, call it a Pearlman necklace.

"Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I like to think of my client not as a bigot or a racist, but as an equal opportunity potassium ambassador. Furthermore, did you know African Americans have a higher frequency of potassium deficiency when compared to Caucasians? It's true! I Googled it! "

My mother also does this. She insists on getting me clothes for my birthday. Last year I'm pretty sure I got a Home Depot smock and an Old Country Buffet polo.

It's alright, Drew. My folks used to make my sister buttered PopTarts. By "alright" I of course mean "We all had terrible parents."

21. Gish? Total Rhinoceros.

And Jackie Robinson is the first one to get color? You sly dog.