Pictured: Brady's location and quantity preference regarding his hair.

I think at this point, all we can be sure of is that Tom hopes to have "NE" hair left by the end of the season.

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So this is what it sounds like...when doves cry.

Heart click?

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Teammate: "Hey! How ya feelin'!?"

I fucking LOVE Zazz. HOWEVER - it seems to me that Stop & Shops in MA have eliminated the awesomely terrible Zazz brand for the much more terribly terrible "Stop & Shop X Flavored Seltzer Water" non-brand.

Deadspim.com will do terrible things to your computer. I need to order a new typing wand.

When I read this I actually went "aaaaw!" out loud. Told a coworker I...Man am I lame...that I dropped my spoon.

I find it particularly fitting that in this slow motion clip, a blurry, semi-recognizable blip moves back, and to the left.

Jim Rice was so shocked by this, when the shot goes back to the desk you can see him briefly consider some type of reaction.

Bj-örk?

If the people at Deadspin are Joe's good friends, I need to know what Aikman thinks of him after all these years.

Am I the only person that was hoping for an extended rant about Drew's drunk tweet that he acknowledged but deleted? Was the wife irate? Out of the big bed? For how many days? Do you also mix yourself a cocktail and sit on the couch watching UFC, or SportsCenter, or something not lame? You know what, I'm starting…

An asshole? Perhaps. But still more impressive than that dreadful ping-pong ball trick.

Says DeMarco Murray: "He could barely breathe. He could not find the air. He did not who he was kidding, imaging you care"

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He's surprising lucid for a guy on a Billy Pilgrim-age.

Meh