Sercu, handcuffed and being escorted to cruiser : "Can you blame me for running? That house is for sale and interest rates are at all time lows!"

And her Ryan Dunn joke was TERRIBLE!

So, yes, most of the music content will be devoted to Pearl Jam to help commemorate the band's 20th anniversary, but I promise to not let my fanboy tendencies completely dominate the site. Once.

Awesome.

Re: Affleck Quincy Accent

Surfer Grifter? Sounds like a Butthole to me.

The Windex marketing team has gone too far.

We're going to lose not one. Not two. Not three. Not four. Not five. Not six. Not Seven...consecutive games in a row. Probably a handful of times, too!

VO and seltzer. Because I am an 70 year old in a 26 year old's body. Also: cheap.

A dancing post now? Where's the Jezebel cross post!1!? What's next, Romantic Hookups That Led to Just Talking About My Feelings?

A: Oh, bitch please. I will knock you straight on your big jiggly a posteriori!

I bet Bill's only condition was that the logo have a touch of grey to it.

Darius later posted that Carolina would be willing to "Hold My Hand," while learning the new system, and that if his lady friend was upset with the move, they suggest he should "Let Her Cry."

That's not even close to the spelling! Might as well spit in my...hey, uh, nevermind.

And now for something you'll really like!

BIZKIT RULES!

(hanging by purse strap).

Thanks? I'm sorry? I'm not sure how you mean.

That is some swell use of Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, Nate.

Yes, This Is Jordan Farmar Eating In A Nightclub With Mongolian Beef