I think they could really bring the whole thing around full circle. Think of it: Unimaginably jacked football player screams "We must protect this head!" Ok, it needs some work. Ok. A lot. Shut up.

Herschel Walker To Cop Questioning Him About A Fight With His Girlfriend: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

Great guy! Down-to-earth! Stanford-educated!

Man, the first base line ball boy is really going to get on him about this.

Well short of...Favre!?

Hmm...fainting sheiks aren't nearly as adorable as fainting sheep.

deleted. because I suck.

Do you realize how long it would take to get to the middle of Craig Robinson!?

I was 11 when I first saw this video.

A better cooley gallery? My offensive line.

On The First Date In JEHP History, JEHP Goes Home Crying, Horny, But Mostly Crying.

If I saw her image on my toast this morning should I be worried?

Those are impressive pipes, but as her name implies, she's got noodle legs.

Patrick Ewing Actually Makes The Jump Shot, And The Knicks Win An Important Game!

So he did something about the hare.

Carmel Anthony showed some really sweet moves in that game, got to give it to him.

I like Paul's style. When's the last time anyone's even seen an iron lung, let alone court side.

I suck at this, but the hair is sort of, kind of close.

Is there anything Rupert Grint can't do?

/tussles merm with one hand, clumsily