My Wife: Not a great Tipper.

New York City area? You gotta bring base x height into this? Criminy.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you?

Are you brand insistent about anything? I felt like the only marketing student in college to not really give a shit for the most part. I prefer Hidden Valley Ranch, but I mean, whatever. As an aside, are people who genuinely insist upon certain brand names not tremendous douche bags?

It's fine, just doing a little Nathon Horton impression to loosen up the crowd.

You will not speak ill of enriched wheat-based product!

Ladies, ladies. There are two Twix in every pack. Calm down.

How do you feel about putting ketchup on eggs? I say requirement, others, not as welcoming. Here's the game changer though: ketchup on box mac and cheese.

Wine bars are not cozy. Acetaldehyde is.

I love this.

"It is just fabulous for entertaining"

@dadboner!?

sisters PERIOD

This must be tough on Vick, but imagine how his credit score feels.

Tom Jackson: "I'm gettin' too old for this shit"

Brendan Burke agrees, while running backwards of course.

Wow, you always do go back!

What if Terry Francona's first name was Perry?

Oh come on, you realize how many times Claude Julian tapped Marc Savard on the shoulder and said 'Are you with us?'

I don't blame the O's for getting rid of him. I can't stand guys that want to have there...uh...sweet pastry type food and eat it too.