Saw this at a Home Depot in the Valley in LA. What kind of films do you think he makes?

Upon further inspection, it was I that kicked all those guys asses!

While that may be true, you make it sound much more glamorous than it is.

I thought his t-shirt with "If you can read this rapidly shrinking text, the bitch fell of the back" on it was a good touch.

I am way more bummed out about my inability to grow a full beard than by my few grays. I have these two patches near my sideburns where the hair should connect to my neck (on either side), but nope, vacant lots. So, I can't even pull off that devil may care, Tom Brady going down a water slide, Miami device look.…

Do four star restaurants garnish their dishes? I think not.

You've got a real keeper if you can sport salt and pepper up top, and grease paint down low. You've got to test it out.

I don't remember if I saw this here recently, or where, but it is pretty great to watch Chapelle still enjoying the shit out of his show. Oh, and it's pretty sick, there's that too.

Vanity DUAN:

Harold Ramis conceived of, and then became, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

We often poke fun at the lame lady friend pseudonyms, but I mean...Clem? Really?

I had just broken up with my college senior year girlfriend and wandered out with my friends to a house party to enjoy the single life and all its magnificence and freedom.

I was trying to upload the horse beating GIF. Didn't work. Hence. Yeah. My apologies.

Ah! I meant me!

total fail.

Am I the only one that thinks that gif is hilarious in and of itself? Look at that arm motion!

Geeze, John, you think that's rough, Michael Irving does that type of shit just to demonstrate tolerance.

No autofielding? Really?

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