U MAD?

Who does red cup guy think he is, Randy Moss?

I eagerly await a strong worded response from Mark Cuban and his rugby bros.

16.2 grams! I almost got kicked out of college housing for, shit, 1/16th that amount. Damn, I wish is was talented at, fuck, anything?

In my Boston suburb's beer league, you're required to make that hit on guys, er... named Harold.

In my Boston suburb's bear league, you're required to make that play on guys, er, named Harold.

It might be pisswater, but I have it on good authority that Shane Hnidy made a point to drink the Amstel Light out of a leather glove.

It's not that I am unable to iron, it's more that if I were to do it you wouldn't be able to tell.

Sure, her shirt matches her drape, but I know a dye job when I see one.

I for one really enjoy the new DS piece, "Faces of Meh."

If it wasn't for "the still label," Jethro would have carried on drinking from the pissin' pot for ages.

Steve_U!?

Better Late Than Never Duan:

I'm very late to this, but I have to throw this out there. About four times in my life I've had this dream: I'm sitting in a small room, in a dentist chair like thing. I am restrained. There are two guys that speak a different language in the room. They hook me up to this IV machine, and the details of the room…

Oh my god! Bubbleman! Don't Metalblade me bro! is DeShawn Stevenson!

My favorite part was when he realized it was a fucking terribly conceived idea but pushed through it anyway. His mental is totally fortituded.

Awesome.

/reads first graph

I sit in a cube all day, surrounded by middle aged women. I was really hoping they might think I was just hungry. They uh, don't, do they?

Anyone else ever hold in a fart, and end up having their stomach making some loud, fart-esque noise? Fart karma's a bitch, man.