How is Myrtle not the baddest witch after her lament about the Salem witches having to travel south in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter? Gold. GOLD.

Myrtle fucking rocked this episode. When she stole Fiona's jewelry so casually—dismissing half of it as "paste" as she dumped it into her purse—and strolled out of the room, leaving Fiona for dead, I started hopping up and down and clapping my hands. Myrtle wins. Myrtle wins all of the American Horror Stories.

White lights are just regular to me. The color makes it for the holidays I think. Clear lights are something I would have year round, because why not?

I hate the way the LED Christmas lights look! I've gone out of my way to find the old fashioned big-bulb multi-colored lights — technically it wasn't really out of my way, as I found them at Target, but I would have gone much farther if needed!

People who put bows on trees can fuck right the fuck off. Gimme a tacky ass tree covered in 3 decades worth of accumulated family nicknacks and cheesy childhood craft ornaments and huge multicolored lights any day. This ain't the Macy's.

One house that has all-white lights in a neighborhood full of colorful lights looks special and kind of winter-magical. A neighborhood full of houses with all-white lights looks boring as fuck. It's a conundrum.

They tend to be chill to the point of being kinda wimpy. If your dog wants to be cuddly with kitties, that's ok, but if he wants to play fight he'll probably be disappointed. In my observations, large fluffy kitties tend to be really easy going lap cats. My mom's cat Clancy is a perfect example. When my previous cat…

If you get a cat, look for a large, stout cat with a strong personality. I've found that boy kitties tend to be that way. The larger and sturdier the cat, the more likely it is to not take any crap. Either way, you're gonna want to monitor their interactions. Usually when I've had a dog plus cat situation, the dog was…

I have three Sloughis (a sighthound breed from North-West Africa). Their prey drive is off the chart. Two of them actually leaped from my parents' fenced veranda down onto the lawn - a three plus metre drop - and chased the neighbour's cat out of the garden. Twice. The second time, the cat wasn't fast enough.

It's so individual. Malamutes are similar to huskies in a lot of the ways you've listed. In fact, I was thinking your Atticus was actually a Malamute from that picture.

I know what you mean about how he reacts to your son. When my son was learning to walk our Husky was his personal climbing post. That poor dog endured so much pulling and grabbing at his fur that I was afraid that I might end up with a bald Husky. Now if any other kid in the neighborhood tried that the dog would walk…

I have a chow chow, and she gets along well with OUR cat, although she's not a fan of other ones. Her funniest inter-species friendship attempt though, is that she's obsessed with the guinea pigs at Petsmart. She will just sit quietly in front of their display, and cry when they all immediately pile into the plastic…

Let me state the obvious and say I love Yoko Ono. I have always loved Yoko Ono. She's one of the most inspiring beings alive. Her reputation is not only unfair, it is a paradigma of misogyny: she was an artist in her own right and she supported her husband through a number of ups and downs, and still she got shit for…

A horrifying beast that terrifies children, beating them with reeds? I'm pretty sure Kris Jenner wouldn't take kindly to the competition...

That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

Maybe you could foster a kitty for stint and see how that goes. If it doesn't work out then you aren't stuck trying to rehome a kitty.

Adorable! My super-mutt loved cats. He would have panic attacks when taken to the vet and after one random encounter with a cat in the waiting room which completely calmed him, the vet made a note in his chart to have one of the office cats in the waiting room when he came in. Even more amazing, the cats seemed to…

RESCUE A WEE BEBEH KITTEH!

look at that face! cutie!