It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

I'm also guessing we are around the same age and that shit wouldn't have been acceptable in our time. Your parents, and every parental unit of the kids that received such treatment, are sucky parents for not calling out that shit. Although, I honestly think you're lying.

The rest of the world is not your racist elementary school teacher. If that is what you use to oppress yourself, use to automatically hate others based on race, and use as an excuse to be racist yourself, that's your problem, not ours. So go fuck yourself, grow up, and quit being a victim.

I think we found the racist person randomly trying to find a way to make a fucking puppy video about race today. You go back to your world of imagination where you think other races are oppressing you, when it's really you oppressing yourself.

Ahem..

Small subset of a group ≠ entirety of group.

Uh, yeah, most of us are NOT into animals like that.

Really, the duck one is the one that got to me. Probably bc ducks have one of the nastiest penis situations of all time. OF ALL TIME.

No, the worst customers/tippers are black women and foreigners.

I'm not a parent, and I'm not a pearl clutcher, but the whole cutisie thing people do with projecting adult relationships onto babies a la Prince George is super creepy to me. I have some Facebook friends who do this all the time — "already a lady killer" and "future husband and wife." Why?? Their entire adult lives…

I feel like it wasn't so much the insertion as it was the splayed butthole right below.

Not my first choice of things I'd put in there, but who am I to judge if it was done willingly?

I know! I can't believe this is a thing that can at all be legal! What if you are estranged from your family? And even if you aren't, how can unpartnered adults be held liable for each other's debts? It's nuts. I mean, I know my siblings are TERRIBLE with money. No one better ever come after me. People on both sides…

oh lord.. child bride.

Ice Cube is either incredibly bitter about his dwindling relevance or he's just the most oblivious actor out there. MTV awards are just popularity awards and Ice Cube must be bitter that he is no longer the most popular out there. Or he's just so full of himself as to think the Ride Along was some genius comedy of the…

Not gonna lie, when I saw that headline, I thought that Ice Cube thought that the ghost of Paul Walker had literally robbed him during the MTV Movie Awards. Like stolen his wallet or something.

Frances Bean Cobain getting engaged makes me feel old even though I was probably like 5 when she was born

LOL. "I WAS ROBBED OF AN AWARD SO PRESTIGIOUS TWILIGHT WON IT INFINITY TIMES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I HAVE BEEN DENIED THE RIGHT TO LIVE AMONG GIANTS LIKE TWILIGHT!"

First Drake cries about PSH 'robbing him' of his Rolling Stone cover, and now Ice Cube does the same thing to Paul Walker? Grow the fuck up and show some respect. Appreciate the fact that you're ALIVE and can still have that same opportunity at another time.

I don't think life outside of Earth is impossible, I actually think it's probable. However, the alien life people who believe in the Illuminati etc are talking about is very often different than what you and I are talking about. Haha.