It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

I'm also guessing we are around the same age and that shit wouldn't have been acceptable in our time. Your parents, and every parental unit of the kids that received such treatment, are sucky parents for not calling out that shit. Although, I honestly think you're lying.

The rest of the world is not your racist elementary school teacher. If that is what you use to oppress yourself, use to automatically hate others based on race, and use as an excuse to be racist yourself, that's your problem, not ours. So go fuck yourself, grow up, and quit being a victim.

I think we found the racist person randomly trying to find a way to make a fucking puppy video about race today. You go back to your world of imagination where you think other races are oppressing you, when it's really you oppressing yourself.

Ahem..

Small subset of a group ≠ entirety of group.

Uh, yeah, most of us are NOT into animals like that.

Really, the duck one is the one that got to me. Probably bc ducks have one of the nastiest penis situations of all time. OF ALL TIME.

No, the worst customers/tippers are black women and foreigners.

looks more like a Whale Shark skimming the surface

Maybe it's just that the target audience here doesn't have kids, but I feel like the school angle never gets covered in these articles that are still really interesting to read. I'm pretty sure some of these urban revivals have faltered because the generation that started them up finally began having children and the…

My newsfeed these days is nothing but George Takei, memes I already saw on Imgur a week ago, and blurry pictures of unremarkable babies. When grandparents start commenting on my friends' statuses, I know it's time to saddle up the horse and mosey out of this town. The frontier's over folks.

Now we need an app to convince all our friends to also join all the other apps.

I'm not a parent, and I'm not a pearl clutcher, but the whole cutisie thing people do with projecting adult relationships onto babies a la Prince George is super creepy to me. I have some Facebook friends who do this all the time — "already a lady killer" and "future husband and wife." Why?? Their entire adult lives…

Apparently I'm Shang. Which is fine by me because this song is the shit

Neat test, but the Myers-Briggs is about as scientific as astrology. I know this because I'm INTJ

I feel like it wasn't so much the insertion as it was the splayed butthole right below.

Not my first choice of things I'd put in there, but who am I to judge if it was done willingly?

LOL. "I WAS ROBBED OF AN AWARD SO PRESTIGIOUS TWILIGHT WON IT INFINITY TIMES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I HAVE BEEN DENIED THE RIGHT TO LIVE AMONG GIANTS LIKE TWILIGHT!"

I don't think life outside of Earth is impossible, I actually think it's probable. However, the alien life people who believe in the Illuminati etc are talking about is very often different than what you and I are talking about. Haha.