Yeeaaaah...let's talk about yours and how I can get into my mouth immediately.

I thought you meant a Nutella candy bar, something like this:

Im so sorry to hear about your loss. That sounds horrible. I'll have you and your famly in my prayers today.

There's never a good time to lose someone you love, but the holiday season seems to be an especially difficult time for it. My mother passed away 9 years ago on Dec 26th, and for me Christsmas is forever linked to that earth-shattering event. My heart goes out his family and friends, because it sounds like he was a…

Well, he wasn't street racing. My understanding from the headlines so far is he was letting people drive his Porche for a charity event, on a closed area. Apparently, it went out of control, crashed, and caught on fire. So, he was doing something really nice for typhoon victims, and an accident happened.

I'm sure his 15 year old daughter is real proud of your puns. I've said this before, but I think it bears repeating. Remember before kinja, when this site's comments section wasn't filled with assholes?

it must be out of clay

Kim Kardashian is not Middle Eastern. Armenia is in the Caucasus. She's literally Caucasian. The definition of Middle East specifically excludes the Caucasus.

I'll let you in on a little secret. It only starts with Hollywood. In 2015 the big plan is to suddenly dominate the world as a whole, overthrow all governments and force yarmulkes and challah dipped in honey on the world at large.

As a non-Jewish person, I am also sick of your people being dragged into this shit. Way to go, Kanye, blaming your problems on a group of people who have historically been the world's punching bag for longer than pretty much everyone else.

As a Jewish person, I am so sick of our people being dragged into this shit. Just leave us out.

I don't think they are ignoring it. When that song "Burqa" came out, there were a couple of articles about how awful that appropriation is. Gaga is a problematic, at times flat-out racist, pop singer. Is that supposed to be news?

It's not the Muppets' fault. That would be like blaming the Star Wars Holiday Special on Chewbacca. The Muppets will be fine.

Maybe it's because she's recording a rapey single with RKELLY about " do what you want to my body" in the middle of a rape epidemic and as girls are being raped and thrown away like trash. Your tone deaf lady gaga has sold out and stopped activism ( see don't ask don't tell) and trying to pump out dance crap.

I thought this was going to be about genocide or drones. Instead it's about killing turkeys. Quite underwhelming. In any case I agree with his assessment of the turkey pardoning ritual.

I don't know what you're talking about.

My people! I have found you. Let us go forth and make YouTube our kingdom!
Clubs I never knew I would join.
. Did you see the cyst in the neck that went down to the BONE!?!

I watch that shit all. the. time. Sebaceous cyst removals are my "favorite," followed by typical blackhead extractions, ingrown hair removal, and ear wax blasting.

Watching videos like this is incredibly satisfying. I'm sorry you don't receive the satisfaction I do from watching them.

Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.