Let's just pawn him off on Canada.

I understand it was written in a less tolerant era, but I hate Peter Pan. I hate the book, the movies, all of it.

Oh hell no. This is joint custody. You get him back the next couple of years.

I must be lucky, because the age of 1.5-2.5 were god awful. It wasn't until age 3 where she could finally verbally express herself that she became one cool, mellow, and awesome kid.

And now we know why the chief of police in Deteoit ordered it's citizens to be armed. If it's not just criminals, it's criminals in uniform, as well.

I'm an applejack/Twilight sparkle who married a male Rarity. It's hard most days.

If it's law and Oder SVU, it's murder with a side of childhood trauma.

I stopped doing it with strictly my husband. He is famous for asking me my opinion, then wants to start a discussion on why my opinion is wrong.

That's usually what I get on my pizza, but with portabella mushrooms, as well.

This was around 2004-2005, so YouTube and iPhones weren't a thing then. Had they been, I would have recorded him. I wih technological advancement happened sooner.

That is very traumatizing! I'm genuinely sorry that happened! Thank goodness the birds were okay, though. It's amazing how lazy employers will be about safety until something actually happens and they face a lawsuit or workers comp.

When things like this happen, we all want to find the quickest thing to blame and that is typically guns and gun control. I can understand why this is a big issue, but there's something more important we always ignore.

My other story is when I worked as a prep cook in a restaurant and I had an awesome chef/manager that studied in France, but the restaurant itself has waaaay too many managers there even now. There was as many as five managers working there at one point, and the biggest bitch is when they all want one thing done their…

I was 16 and I needed a job anywhere I could, and being in a small town area, my options dried up. So I figured I would just work at McDonald's and give my friends free food. The McDonald's I had the misfortune of working at is connected to a gas station, the Micky D's and the gas station are owned by the same guy, I…

I'm not Latina, I'm more Russian and Native American if anything, but I feel bad for any Latina woman who watched that last night and assumed that's what all white women think and feel. I'm the minority in my area and I love it because it puts me in a humbling place and I have seen what Americans from Mexican…

I like California Baby's calendula cream.

It may be just me, and I don't care if it is, but I'm seriously adamant that Bruno Mars is a secret MJ child. I don't care where Bruno Mars came from, whether it is Kalamazoo or Kazackastan, MJ had the money to make things happen. I will die believing this.

We need to end the racism issue once and for all:

Everyone needs to know about carne asada fries. In fact, these should be a right, not a privilege.

I am learning to enjoy it, along with music in My Little Pony, because I see it as a gateway to great broadway, and even opera, for my daughter. It's like her training wheels of musicals. I hope you understand what I mean. :)