The part where she calls out cheapskates for trying to make one bottle last all night did make me giggle.

Tell us how you really feel, Minaj.

So they're not chocolate? :(

Why do we put these NFL players on pedestals? Most don't mind committing crimes.

My girl loves legos. I am hoping to get her into K'Nex like my brothers and I were as kids. This will be embarrassing but, as a little girl, I used to build "apartments" and Ferris wheels for my beanie babies with K'Nex.

After wearing skinny jeans for all these years, I found a pair of flare legged jeans (they're pretty much bell bottoms, I'll admit it) and they're so loose and comfortable. I can't imagine why I went from loose and comfortable to skinny in the first place. I don't care that my coworkers laughed at my "hippie pants".…

Has this child never watched Shrek? Fiona kicks Disney Princess ass.

I'm sorry, but it's true. :(

I'm sorry, but it's true. :(

She probably assumed the fire would destroy it. Ha!

If you want to hear something that also sad and weird, it's that the Amish are the #1 perpetuators of puppy mills. :(

I you love ducks as much as I do, here's some helpful advice to spread around. Only give them whole wheat bread, not white bread. :)

NewYork's saddest man is Stefon. He'll fill the pain by drinking vodka shots out of the butt crack of elves.

Oooooh...

Must you torture my soul with the AHS Coven ending?

What do you expect from a website that refuses to remove pedophillia books that teach how to groom children into sex?

I've been so involved with other news, like the Ukraine and the Taiji dolphins, that I honestly didn't know this was happening.

*eye roll* and I don't care what your words to me are. I care that you seem to want to start a conversation/debate on something I've tried blowing you off from. No, wait, I don't care. I'm sorry that words on a screen makes you assume I'm sexist. Maybe I just really, really don't like an individual? You seemed poised…

Instead of making a mountain out of a molehill of my comment, I'll reiterate what I was trying to say...