Taken from the article: "To me, the meaning of the Madonna of my youth always vastly trumped her (in my opinion) rather average voice. She was a provocateur who made womanhood feel powerful and disemboweled her critics with a haughty absence of fucks. She moved culture forward on purpose."

People assume she did what she did for women. No one cares to entertain the idea that perhaps, maybe, she did it all for HERSELF and to keep her name in people's mouths. That seems more likely.

I agree, and I adore your pony pic. /)

Escorting a celebrity without authorization? Suspension with no pay.

If I'm paying for what photographers ask for this day, you better make me look like Beyoncé.

The voice that stopped you was called respect and maturity.

I wish I had these moments. My dog figured it out in a few seconds. He turns his head now to avoid this. Here he is in his serial killer Christmas photo face.

What did meatwad ever do to you?

Ha! Nope. He claims it wasn't him. The cops wouldn't do much and he's been bragging about it on various forums.

I know of a cyber bully/harasser who drove through NINE states to harass and threaten a friend and her family. Even her little brother.

Shut up, Gwyneth.

Shut up, Gwyneth.

Hello, new writer. :)

I need a basket of kittens. My dog is hungry.

I love both Kung Fu Panda movies and can't wait for the third. I just love the writing and jokes. I am probably alone in this, though. Oh well.

Hasbro needs to sue Disney for stealing the Derpy idea.

My grandma did this to me when Aladdin came out. I'm still traumatized.

Good question. To me, it sounds like a hobby.

Dreamworks already covered this. Have you not seen all 18 Shreks? Fiona is the heroine.

Exactly! My six-year-old loved the twist at the end. She wanted Ana with Kristoff the whole time. At six, she realizes that Ana's quick engagement to Hans was silly and weird.