He tells me that he is allergic to the color red because it is inflammatory and could I please bring him a dish that does not have that color.

Santorum once slept in a bed with his stillborn child, which is WAY freaky-deakier than most people ever get.

So you're roughly the size of a barge?

If I wanted to be a mom and treated like shit, I'd be a step-mom.

Regarding having the students visit the "crime scene", Annalise says she asked the defendant to leave it as it was "to preserve evidence", and then proceeds to have her STUDENT lay in the bloody bed, contaminating the whole crime scene. Her students mill about the room, touching things and bringing stuff from outside…

This is why this show is unwatchable to me.

"Do these kids have other classes? My 1L year, I took five classes my first semester, each requiring about 2 to 3 hours of post-class reading. Where do these kids find the time to go extorting information for sex and committing murders?"

Yeah, I wish they had just made one tweak to HTGAWM and made it, like, a third year seminar instead of a first year class, because then the students would have had the foundation in Crim and Crim Pro and Evidence that they needed to go to town, and there would be higher stakes with regard to employment, etc. I'm…

I think there's a difference between fun, campy television with some suspension of disbelief and being so balls-to-the-wall absurd that the show seems to take place a in a parallel universe where it's a fucking ethical free-for-all.

My son has to wear a blazer, white shirt and tie. He looks like an 11 year old used car salesman.

I completely agree—I teach and other staff talk about how it's our job to prepare kids to be "professional." But that means a hundred different things, and they are adolescents! They should be dressed for the temperature in things that are safe and they feel comfortable in. If their clothes are distracting THEMSELVES…

Well, we'll never know if the shirt would have helped her, because it was at the cleaners.

Also if you think about it the character *was* dressed appropriately for her work situation and was *trying* to buy clothing that would be appropriate for the social situations she found herself in.

I'm 1000% sure that obsession with "modesty" breeds teenagers' obsession with "skanky" clothing. And I don't mean that in a reverse psychology "they're just rebelling" kind of way. I mean that the idea that women should cover up is rooted in the same belief as the idea that women should show off their bodies. They…

Why is it that we spend all of elementary school telling kids "Don't judge a book by its cover!" and then turn around in high school and tell them "If it walks like a duck, call it a duck" and basically that its a dog-eat world and they should bow to the whims of a shallow world?

Better yet, what the boys?! Great lesson they're teaching, how BOYS don't get judged by their outfits, and how girls should just accept that that's all that matters about themselves.

Treats her like shit while she is dressed up all pretty and un-slutty, mind you. Because while first impressions might be important, your clothing choices won't keep you from being assaulted.

Counterpoint: Show them a clip from Clueless. Because even if you have on a white collarless shirt from Fred Segal, you will not pass a test if you don't study for it. Wearing your most capable looking outfit has no bearing on intelligence or scholastic achievement, and schools should be more concerned with that than…

"The next clip showed her after a makeover, dressed to the nines really looking appropriate."

So the slutty clothes got her the rich guy in the first place... thanks, Teach, lesson learned!