I've heard that "boobs on the ground" is slang for putting the wheels down. This may or may not be true and it certainly doesn't excuse or justify what was said.

Yeah, The Food Network dropped their most watched star over something she said 40 years ago. Or more likely they had been covering for her for years and finally had enough. Which seems more plausible?

Time for some Outlander-inspired shortbread, perhaps?

Sure, America loves a comeback narrative. She's a loveable mascot for every American who has ever been upset that they can't say the "N" word when "all those rap songs do." And besides, since the narrative has only focused on how she said the "N" word once in a fit of anger, and ignored her other (equally troubling)…

If you do that, Huffington Post will run photos of your side-haboob.

Work rant ahead

i am just finishing the first ep of fringe and i have some thoughts

Don't apologize or feel you have to qualify loving her. That should be universal. Elise Keaton of "Family Ties" was a very specific kind of white former hippie, and this little black girl loved her almost as much as I loved Clair. Also Julia Sugarbaker. Love who you love. I think that was the point. Cheers!

Are you my sibling? We were faithful Cosby viewers, but not allowed to watch A Different World, either.

Man, I loved Claire and Cliff. I wanted to be their adopted white daughter so badly.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

Yeah, keep hugging pets, skateboarding and cuddling kids. Meanwhile, she remains at large...

Well, I think that extremely repetitive actions probably put people in a really basic mode of working, they just want to get the job done.

Nope, Just ask nicely! Also- you can ask for a butterfly needle to be used. They are small and easy to use, much less discomfort!

Alrighty, gather ye round, I have some bullshit to vent about:

I have an abnormal poop schedule. Unless I'm eating fiber heavy cereal every morning, I usually poop 3-4 times a week. Like every day and a half. Don't know why. I try to go at work because I've clogged the toilet at my house multiple times. I'm not saying my poop is monstrously sized, just that my house toilets…

Men, this would make the following a MOST masculine of brags: "I went CRAZY at Hobby Lobby. By the time I was done with it, the scrapbooking section was nothing but confetti."