You sir, just earned a hearty laugh from me!

L O L

Beat me to it. :D

I fished a couple replicas of the Korok leaf out of my gutter last weekend.

beat me to it.

you probably just have to swing it twice without hitting anything

I bet it also authentically shatters if you hit something with it

Probably Barry Allen’s fault.

I wouldn’t worry too much about it. By the time you have the skills to actually invest a ton of upgrade kits into weapons, you’ll probably have all the weapons anyway.

I would have made that point except that the reviewers openly admit in their review that that is exactly how much time they spent playing, they didn’t leave the game on.

Instead of replying to anyone else in this thread directly, I’m going to make a summation reply to everyone who thinks I’m wrong by writing what would have been just another point on my list.

There’s also hindsight to consider. It’s entirely possible to dislike something, but not understand why you dislike it. Worse yet, not understanding why you dislike it, and trying to convince yourself you do. For example, it took me several years to really understand why I don’t like Diablo 2. A game, back in the day…

TY Luke can be a douche and all he did with this is bate people in who love to get mad about anything someone smarter than them said it was okay to get mad about.

I believe they work with these things called a “bra”. Mysterious, I know.

Well you need to actually read the reviews to get it. They go into detail about their reasons. If these folks spent 700 hours deciding they couldn’t reccomend the game, I think its fair you spend ten minutes reading the review before claiming they’re bad.

I would imagine like these...

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.

They don’t, it’s just a statue, if you have kids you’ll have to bottle feed

The same way the fucking fireballs she shoots out of her hands do: magic or some shit.